Dear Husband,
It is because I love you I say this, so please understand...
I am awake an hour and a half early because the loud obnoxious sounds
of GTA5 scaring the life out of me at 4:39 in the morning...and you
curiously laughing to find out if someone shoots a line of gas while you
pour it out if it will light on fire like in real life. It does?!
That's fabulous and I am so glad you cleared that up! Your happiness is everything to me, love your smile.
I also understand that we work different schedules and you are up while
I am asleep. But just so you know...when I don't get my sleep I cannot
be expected to be a functional member of society.
So if you
come home and the xbox is just magically *poof* in the washing machine
and I am sleeping soundly, you will know that I did it for our marriage,
your sanity, and so I can sleep and dream of Daryl Dixon fighting off
zombies while singing me Disney show tunes in a edgy new-rock way.
Just saying.
I love you and hope you sleep well today while no one is home.
Hide the xbox.
Love always,
A very sleepy wife
